This pleasant exchange took place at dinner:
Holly: There are bad people in the world.
Me: But I'm not a bad person, right?
Holly: You're fat.
Thea busts out laughing, so Holly looks to her.
Holly, to Thea: And you're lazy.
Me: And what is Faith?
Holly thinks for a minute.
Holly: A crybaby.
Thea: And what about Dan?
Holly: He's a fart machine.
Unfortunately she probably nailed all of us...
Another night we were having tortellini for dinner, and Holly gushed, "I love tortellini! But I hate Tokyo!" It took me a few minutes to realize that the last time we had tortellini for dinner, we also had gnocchi. Not Tokyo.
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